THE WEEKLY EMAIL
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Fall Training Plan:From Our Coaching StaffHere is a link to the fall plan. Click on it to request access. Access will only be granted to dues paying members. Become one here!***Enclave BrouhahaUPDATEMasters Week!*******Based on feedback from Facebook page, we will be counting all men and women 40+ as double points this week!!! *******You are no longer uniformed.SCOREBOARD#gold division1. CENTRAL ENCLAVE (93 points)13 (Week 1) + 32 (Week 2) + 48 (Week 3)The Central Enclave continues to rack up big points with more than one enclave run a day. They are starting to get a little cocky, too--sticking their tongue out, flexing their muscles, making faces at the camera, etc. Will any enclave step up and take down the big bad boys (and girls) of the Central Enclave? Looks like Adin Mickle was wrong; there is more to NJ than just "North" and "South" Jersey!
Jessica PK, far left, taunts the other enclaves to be as awesome as central!
no idea why more ladies didn't attend this run
Ryan aka "White Lightning" debut rap CD cover
trails with Kristen and Alyssa!
After Kyle passed a sanity test
At Six Mile Reservation!!
effective group selfie strategy: put the ugly dudes in the far back row. Like, far back.
Confused, Wismith partakes in his first selfie
Extra points if, next time, these Miami Heat uniforms are photoshopped out 2. PRINCETON ENCLAVE (75 points)9 (Week 1) + 21 (Week 2) + (Week 3) 45A solid week of selfless for the defending Brouhaha Champions. However, they're gonna need a lot more than cross training and Matt Baker vacation selfies to take the lead from the almighty Central Enclave.
see Tyrone's quote below
Mike and Steve considering
a Chippendales tryout
We guess Greta is in this selfie?
Much better, Greta. Thanks.
Ashwin: in a perpetual state of confusion
#stayclassy
Vacation points have become controversial over the weeks
Adrienne and her entourage
Steve has been showing off his pecs often this summer
Katie Simon is back!!!!(but Ashwin won't go away)
Ashwin ponders how he never seems to be on a run with guys. 3. NORTH ENCLAVE (60 points)10 (Week 1) + 15 (Week 2) + 35 (Week 3)A huge week for the North, as Enclave Captain Katie Castro has her troops fired up. Sadly, they fall just short of second place, putting the Original Brouhaha Champions in a precarious position. That aside, they seem to fueled by a Darth Vadar-esque resentment toward the Central Enclave, epitomized by Kyle Mahoney's post, "I can barely run but I'm tired of the Central Enclave getting all of the points."
Snoop Dogggg snaps a selfie
The North says hello.
Masters runners getting in work
First selfie while running 6:30 pace
Pat leads another run
+3 for North 4. WILD WEST ENCLAVE (23 points)10 (Week 1) + 0 (Week 2) + 13 (Week 3)After falling asleep last week, the West has been aroused. Wait, that came out wrong. You know what we mean. While Enclave Captain Karen Auteri nurses a sore hip, can Chris Schneider, Ellen, Will, and others fill her shoes? Only time will tell as the #wildwest attempts to pull themselves out of the basement.
There were some westerners at the team run on Sunday
We'll count this too
Track workout in the west!#black division1. MORRISTOWN ENCLAVE (26 points)4 (Week 1) + 4 (Week 2) + 18 (Week 3)The Morristown Enclave has consistency. Big groups runs every Wednesday night and Saturday morning at the Morristown Running Company. The biggest question lingers: will enclave captain Heather remember to take the picture?
A solid Sunday M-Town crew
Part of the 6:15 Wednesday night group from the Morristown Running Company 2. JERSEY CITY ENCLAVE (17 POINTS)3 (Week 1) + 5 (Week 2) + 9 (Week 3)Almost doubling their score from last week, K-Praz, Bieber, and the Leitzes are, in the words of New Kids on the Block, hangin' tough. They aren't fare away from taking the Black Division title, but it's gonna take some hustle and muscle.
Dan, Karl, and Will are all smiles
Some lovely ladies from Jersey City
Incredibly, Karl got Justin Beiber to attend an enclave run. Good job, Karl. 3. FLORHAM PARK ENCLAVE (16 PTS)2 (Week 1) + 0 (Week 2) + 14 (Week 3)Mark our words: the Florham Park Enclave is the dark horse to win the Black Division. It's possible, and enclave captain Joe Jacobs can bring a twenty-person group run to the store easily. Watch out, Morristown and Jersey City! It ain't over til it's over!
Great group run...from last week, so no extra points for the ladies.
Someone buy Aimee a new shirt! Group run from the Sneaker Factory in Florham Park. 4. SOUTH ENCLAVE (15 points)3 (Week 1) + 2 (Week 2) + 10 (Week 3)The South is just one point away from a podium finish in the Black Division. Anything can happen. Every point counts. Rumor has it there is a big group run Thursday evening. Watch out JC...watch out.
For some reason, South Enclave Captain Adin Mickle throws up the "N" for North Enclave
The Ladies of the South can be very powerful in this contest. The guys, on the other hand....a tad creepy.4. BEACH ENCLAVE (4 points)2 (Week 1) + 2 (Week 2) + 0 (Week 3)Someone needs to step up in the Beach Enclave. No runs this week. Big thumbs down. The only enclave to go backwards like our hairline. Step it up beach!GREAT Pictures, but...
We are sorry that Pat got lost on her run, or saw a ghost, or something, but pictures have to be two or more people.
NO POINTS
Last week he was running with balloons. This week he's running with his daughter. She's very cute- perhaps the apple does fall far from the tree- but she isn't a club member.
NO POINTS
For goodness gracious, someone call the authorities. If not for the mustache, then for that tank top.
NO POINTS
Heather missed the run, so instead, she took this picture where the group WAS five minutes earlier. We love ya, but..
NO POINTS
Stephanie looks happy in the sun with her beautiful adidas GSTC uniform on. But solo selfie?
NO POINTSRULES1. Advertise the run on Enclave page beforehand2. Take picture of runners3. Post on FB pageEnclaves get 2-5 points for every run; two is the minimum of runners, and five is the maximum number of points.Winning enclaves in each division will win adidas gear by season's end.Points will be totaled up every week in the weekly email.Sunday Team RunPatriot's Path @ Morristown9:00amWe will start the run from the Morristown Running Company.31 South Street, Morristown NJGive yourself a few minutes to park. The store won't be open at 9am, but it will be open for water, stretching, etc. when you finish!Patriot's Path is only 1.25 miles away from the store!!Club Nationals 2015:San Francisco!!!!The Leadership Team met on Tuesday, July 7th, and agreed on the following items:1. If an athlete hits the 82% PLP standard, they will receive a $300 stipend toward their flight.2. Any athlete hitting the 82% PLP standard (for 5k this is 15:40 men; 17:57 women), the club will pay for lodging, entry fee, and van transportation there.3. To qualify for this support, the athlete must run two of the six team races this fall.4. Exceptions will be made, by the LT, on a case-by-case basis if two team races aren't met5. Any athlete on the "A" or "B" team will receive lodging, van transportation, and meet entry support if they also meet the "two team race" standard6. Anyone who "belongs in the race" (sub-20 women; sub-17 men) may go and run on an aGSTC team! The more the merrier! Last year we broke the USATF record with eleven scoring teams!!!7. Any questions should be directed to the gardenstatetrackclub@gmail.com email, whereas it will be redirected to the LT for consideration.
This is your governing body. They work hard.
ANNOUNCEMENT #1Diana Angi is GSTC's NewSteady Strider Co-Captain!!!Diana Angi has been a loyal, consistent member of the GSTC for several years now. After a need for help with our Steady Strider group, several Leadership Team members suggested Angi be selected as the new Leadership Team member to help Prudence Jones coordinate runs with our 9-12 minute milers. She has accepted the offer, and the club is psyched to have her stepping into a leadership position!ANNOUNCEMENT #2GSTC Hosting Nationals XC Tune-UpOn Sunday morning, November 15th, the GSTC will be hosting a tune-up cross country race for USATF Club XC Nationals held in San Francisco this December.The race will be held at Belmont Plateau in Philadelphia's historic Belmont Park. The women will race a 6k at 12:00 noon, while the men will race 8k at 1:00pm.At the time of publication, three teams have committed to competing: Washington DC's Georgetown Running Club and NY State's Genesee Valley Harriers. Over a dozen more teams are in talk with the GSTC to fit the race in their schedule.It's time to pay your 2015 Team Dues.The club has many operating expenses that depend on membership dues.***
Peter's PuzzlerPeter Bolgert is an esteemed member of the club who was on the DMR that won the club national title in 2013 for the aGSTC. A former Marquette standout in the steeplechase, he is now halfway through a PhD program in the plasma physics department at Princeton University. In hopes to raise the intellectual rigor to the club's weekly email, he designs weekly puzzlers to sharpen the wit, acumen, and intellect of the club...while wearing this onesey.
He left for Germany without leaving a puzzler.
Anis Angle
Mike Anis is an aging cranky, albeit beloved and long-standing member of the club who takes great pride in his beard and his onesey. In full transparency, we should probably also add he's never been asked to write an angle. We just do it for him.
"That's fine. People enjoy the angle better anyway."
aGSTC Runs
Type caption text here. Check your Facebook Enclave group pages for regional group runs! They are happening often now!
Pictures of the Week
This is in Healdburg, CA. In the middle of their town square, there is a plaque and statue dedicated to their former world record holder in the high jump!
This trail is along the Oakland hills. The best run available on earth.
Fantastic shirt.
TMA
On Saturday, August 1, the newly formed American Track League (ATL), in its second year, had a professional meet on August 1 in Atlanta.
The GSTC's Miki Barber competed in it. Excited to see how she did, we started looking everywhere.
However, there are no results. Anywhere. We went to the website...which has a results tab. It brings up meets from 2014.
We emailed the race director three days ago. No reply.
Trying to imagine an NFL, NBA, MLB, etc. that would have a weekly contest...and no results days later on its website.
Quotes of the Week
"The word 'the' is so unnecessary in the English language. Why can't I just say 'I want table' ?" -Mike Anis, ranting after a Sunday team run. See what you miss if you don't go to these?"You're surround by an airport (trust me it's safe) a cemetery (they're dead), a golf course (slow and old) and a quiet community. Looks safe! Can't wait to run here. Amazing." -Josh Neyhart, via FB, defending Weequahic Park in Newark."Bonus points to the whole club for having to wait so long for the weekly emails." -Kyle Mahoney, via FB, regarding the summer point scoring system"No OSU gear today? I can't imagine why." -Brian Weitz, to Zak Martins via FB, who conveniently stopped wearing OSU gear in the wake of yet another OSU scandal...for getting paid too much money for their summer jobs. Two of these athletes have already been previously busted for accepting cash and free tattoos.Missed the article? Please, read it here."Great job, great people, great run." -Rob Liberto, via FB regarding an enclave run"Rule #1: Never apologize to Chuck. He's probably doing something worse than you." -Kyle Mahoney to Billy Duran over FB.Steady Striders
Do you run 9-12 minute mile pace on your runs?
Come join the aGSTC Steady Striders! They have their own Facebook Group Page, coach, and group runs. Email gardenstatetrackclub@gmail.com and we will introduce you to our two co-captains!
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